Monday, 12 November 2018

The end of the summer season


Well I did think I would be writing more chapters but somehow they didn’t happen, and I’m sorry to all my regular readers for that.  Not that it was an uneventful season, just a lack of inspiration to set it down in words as it was happening.  However, now it has gone, I am feeling much more inspired to sum up the summer.

It was a classic British one for me.  A memory of summers long passed, when you could say for certain on a Tuesday that the following weekend would be bright, sunny and warm. And it was, almost without exception. The one exception was the Cumbria Steam Rally.  Wet and cold for the second year running.  I felt so sorry for the organisers, particularly when the Friday before and the Monday after were both so glorious.  And, as a result, they have said they won’t be able to afford to invite me next year, so that’s my memory of Cumbria Steam – sitting watching the rain lash down the windows.

But the rest was epic.  Event after event of blasting heat and some exciting new places alongside the old favourites.  Despite a late cancellation as a result of waterlogged ground on the early May Bank Holiday at Rushden, the early season started well. MalvernSpring Garden Festival was as magical as ever with a much better location for the stage. It’s becoming a lovely annual occasion for me, and I am welcomed as an old friend. Herts County Show has changed committee, and after giving them loads of feedback, they didn’t reply and, despite reminders, were too late with their enquiry for 2019, so I won’t be back there again next year. Instead, I have been booked by the FairylandTrust for their annual frolics in Norfolk (very me, don’t you think?).  Look them up – they're brilliant. Sad for Herts County Show, but that is how it is.  There are always shows…

Barking Folk Festival was friendly and welcoming, although I found the cultural changes in London remarkable.  I am not sure if my show was fully understood.  Not just linguistically, although that too.  Just a feeling that I was being watched by people who didn’t have a vintage variety show in their cultural vocabulary.  They were friendly and appreciative, just slightly vague and open-mouthed.  Was it me?   Maybe.  I am hoping to be back next year and I will write a chapter as it happens. The immediate area around the Abbey where I was sited, was historically fascinating.  A few miles from the Thames on the River Roding, it had been the port which brought medieval fish into London.  I had noticed the fish on one of the flags and asked a few questions.  Alongside the Abbey Green is the old port and I could imagine it in medieval times as a bustling little fishing town, now completely swallowed by London.  Fascinating and almost forgotten.

And then there was Ulverston and Another Fine Fest.  Birthplace of Stan Laurel, hence the imaginative event name.  What a sweet event and such a nice town.  But strange reactions from several of the town traders to the event.  I always like to investigate local reactions to new events, and this one was quite revealing.  The ones I spoke to just didn’t like it.  Most of the reaction centred on the type of music played on the several stages through the town, some disliked the ‘type of people’ attracted. But I loved it.  The sweet Laurel and Hardy museum in the town’s cinema was the centre of the event.  I am hoping to be invited back again next year and will report again.

July and August was as July and August are always is for me.  The summer had arrived.  The back end fairs, with all the romance of early autumn came and went. I didn’t know until recently that ‘back end’ is a much more general Northern phrase for Autumn.  I thought it had been only associated with showmen.  There you go.

A final outing in October to a new event, but one which I think will grow on me.  Whitchurch Blackberry Festival.  A lovely season for blackberries this year.  The event has been going a few years.  I met a young man who I hadn’t seen since he was 8.  I had worked with his dad, Chris Panic of Panic Circus at Bodelwyddan Castle in North Wales in the early 80’s and he said I had apparently encouraged him to bring magic into his performances.  He did and still does.  How lovely.

And the summer has brought other changes which I will detail in the next chapter.  Watch out for it soon.  I’m back at the keyboard…

All the best from a road near you,

Mr Alexander




Tuesday, 1 May 2018

The non-start to the Season


I’ve never had such a strange start to my season.  Well it really hasn’t started at all.  Everything was ready.  New varnished flats, new burgundy jackets for the painted orchestra, a great new routine with the Rubik Cube, rehearsals with the Old Time Rags… and now with nowhere to go. Climate change has meant the cancellation of two big weekends, one after the other, both with waterlogged grounds.  And there’s nothing worse than a waterlogged ground. The Leisure Lakes and Rushden Cavalcade will both have to wait until 2019, and I will have to wait until Malvern Spring Garden Festival before any of the new array of props and routines can be appreciated (or I can be paid which is more to the painful point).

OK yes I did go to Silverstone, and I was really looking forward to my first visit to the historic car racetrack.  I had visions of super-rich families in tweeds, cotton twill and Rolls-Royces, picnic baskets strapped to the racks, the sound of champagne corks and the finely-tuned hum of the exquisite engines.  Another big disappointment all in all because something went wrong with the marketing and very few people came.  Except those with noisy cars to race. I ended up doing close up magic shows on a couple of picnic tables to six people in a carpark with the sound of distant (and sometimes not so distant) racing cars doing what racing cars do. Zoom, whoosh, roar, gone… Over and over.  Not that I’ve anything against racing but fast cars are not really me and I can’t help thinking that the weekend show cancellations have a global link to man’s apparent love of the rumble, whoosh, roar, gone… machines.

And I do mean man. The fathers (there were a couple of mothers but only a couple) who did attend I watched patriarchically dragging their children unwillingly past my show so they could watch race after race, whoosh after roar.  ‘We’re here for the races, not some prat on a unicycle…’

The strangest of strange tannoy announcements, preceded by the woman announcer’s very calm voice saying ‘Attention Panic! Attention Panic!’ giving me visions of cars spinning out of control and awful mangled messes of man and machine.  Until half way through the day when I realised with that growing sense of my own stupidity that I had misunderstood her and she was actually saying ‘Attention Paddock, Attention Paddock’.

The lovely young people who organised the event were devastated by the poor attendance.  Marketing was not their responsibility they said.  It could have been a sweet event.  Lots going on in the carpark, but just nobody there to appreciate it.  A Last Little Show at the End of the World par excellence.

Let’s hope it’s not an omen.  I don’t believe in omens.  Just accept it and enjoy the peace of a Bank Holiday weekend in my yard doing all those little things I’ve been putting off.  The season looks good.  A couple of new events to look forward to as well as all the old favourites.  A first visit to Morecombe and A Splendid Day Out on June 2nd and 3rd.  It has the look of an annual event for me with an interesting and fun Steampunk programme. (http://asplendiddayout.com). And you know how I love Steampunk.  I’m based right on the Promenade so walks with the doggies along Morecombe Bay and a cautious half in some local hostelry, no doubt.

The other one I am looking forward to visiting for the first time is Another Fine Fest on June 16th and 17th, so named as Ulverston was the birthplace of Oliver Hardy and the town exudes the famous duo and the Festival is the town’s annual celebration of all things Laurel and Hardy.  I can’t wait.  It looks wonderful (www.anotherfinefest.co.uk) and if you would like a few days near the Fylde coast and the Lake District and a lovely event then do come and say hello.

The Old Time Rags (https://en-gb.facebook.com/theoldtimerags/) will be there at both of these and if you come you will see the World Premiere of our Interruption Sketch in my last show of the day, a revival of a what I think is a very funny piece I used to do twenty-five years ago on the first incarnation of the stage show.  It’s lovely to see the old pieces come round again.  A bit like me really.

All the best from a road near you,

Mr Alexander